SUCCS, OH (PN)
an interview from his Ohio SUCCS (secret underground command
compound and sanctuary) location, the editor of The Pavo
News has ended all speculation and publicly announced the re-election
endorsement of incumbent, George W. Bush. Editor-in-Chief, Ron Peacock,
believes this will be no surprise to his rapidly growing readership.
"The Pavo News has never deceived its readership with false
promises of objectivity, as is the case with much of the mainstream
media. We've made no secret we are a conservative voice and proudly
proclaim the fact." Mr. Peacock went on to say, "The
principles of self-determination, American sovereignty and the right
of self-defense preclude us from considering any other candidate
but Mr. Bush as our choice for Commander-in-Chief."
These two bits of political satire
were first brought to our attention by one of our Texas readers,
Mike. Later, cable news reported on this site and ran the satirical
animations. If you missed the coverage, head over to www.jibjab.com
and view 'GOOD TO BE IN DC' and 'THIS LAND'. Wherever
you stand on the issues, you'll get a good laugh.
you would like to read or are having problems locating John Kerry's
disgraceful 1971 book, 'The New Soldier', The Pavo News
can help. We have a PDF version of the 107 page book that can be
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put flowers in their hair, headed out to San Francisco, flocked
to 'Acid Test' parties, turned on, tuned in and dropped out.
Somewhere along this 'magical mystery tour', in a 'Simple
Twist of Fate', these counter-culture disciples chose Bob
Dylan as a principal icon. In what must have seemed a 'World
Gone Wrong', Dylan reveals "The world was absurd … I
had very little in common with and knew even less about a generation
that I was supposed to be the voice of,". These new revelations,
from Dylan's recently released memoirs, are going to have more than
a few fans crying 'Buckets of Rain'.
Wooster, Ohio (PN)
journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
- Chinese proverb
The history of a nation was forever changed this October
9th as millions of Afghan citizens voted in the countries first
ever democratic elections. After a millennium of tribal feudalism
and the cruel repressive rule of the Taliban, the people of Afghanistan
have tasted the sweet waters from that oasis called - freedom.
Canberra, Australia (PN)
the sails of Sydney Harbour, 'out past the black stump' and
along crocodile infested billabongs, Australians are celebrating
the historic fourth term victory of Liberal Party candidate,
John Howard. With the possible exception of John Kerry (see
article), American's should also take comfort in Howard's victory.
Unlike his Labor Party opponent, Mark Latham, Prime Minister Howard
has pledged his support in the global war on terror and continued
military assistance in Iraq.
For those of you who are wondering, that was no typo earlier. Mr.
Howard is the leader of the Liberal Party of Australia. Like
some political 'Coriolis Effect', the opposite is true Down Under;
liberal is a good thing. Unlike one of our Presidential candidates,
Mr. Howard proudly bears the "label" liberal and
would by no means consider it pejorative.
So, Mr. Howard, congratulations and America appreciates your support.
That's fair dinkum (the truth)!
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Discuss issues between yourselves.
The opposite of right
Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand.
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner.
The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we
pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
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