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a recent Minnesota Democratic-Farm-Labor Party fund raiser, Mr.
Baldwin was greeted by the now familiar round of boo's. It seems
a number of dairy farmers are not pleased with Baldwin's long standing
ties to PETA and the group's campaign to outlaw milk production.
Once again Baldwin demonstrates his uncanny ability
his fingers on the pulse of America. Now that the republicans control
Congress and the Whitehouse, we are hoping that Alec will finally
keep his promise and leave the US.
A Royal Bush
MyFamily.com Researchers have traced the Bush ancestry back to
a 15th century English squire, Henry Spencer, who lived between
1420 and 1478. Distant relatives of the Bush clan include Winston
Churchill and Princess Diane. Full
the resumption of the UN inspections, the end-game begins for Saddam
Hussein. After 10 years, 16 UN resolutions and the refusal to comply
with required inspections, Iraq faces a Whitehouse intent on enforcing
the United Nations Security Council Resolutions (UNSCRs).
If not for President Bush, Iraq would have been left unmolested
to continue on its path of treachery. Full
Recently, the Bronx Supreme Court
dismissed the case of Caesar Barber, the pathetically plump porker,
who brought suit against McDonald's and three other fast food chains
earlier this year (see our July
/ August edition). Unwilling to concede the lack of merit for
this line of litigation, Barber's lawyer, Samuel Hirsch and George
Washington University law professor John Banzhaf, have ordered
up a new plate of absurdity. The avaricious barristers have taken
the case of two New York teenagers claiming McDonald's responsibility
for their pudgy profiles. The lawyers (read: shysters),
are hoping to find a Court more sympathetic to the children's plight
than that of Mr. Barber's. "We feel that the advertising strategies
[of quick-service chains] target young children," said Samuel
Hirsch, "Toy promotions and Happy Meals are a lethal
combination." he added. During our investigation, the Pavo
News has found a far more lethal combination. Law schools that
breed these contemptuous counselors, a court system willing to prosecute
these frivolous cases, witless jurors willing to award these pathetic
plaintiffs, the loathsome litigants and the abhorrent attorneys
using kids as their new pawns to try to get their multimillion-dollar
payday in court. What ever happened to good old ambulance chasing?
secular-left continues the assault on Christmas once again this
season. A number of schools have banned displays that include the
words Christmas and any reference to the Christian theme of the
holiday, students are not allowed to distribute Christmas cards,
plays such as 'A Christmas Carol' have been canceled because they
may insult the sensitivities of certain minority groups and Christmas
vacation is now winter break. Full
The opposite of right is
For past articles see the
Jake, our Mistake!
The Pavo News would like
to rectify what we feel was an unintended injustice. We refer
to our July
- August edition article titled, 'Daschle Supporter found
in SD'. The article featured Jake, an unemployed actor of limited
fame, whom we found to be the only Tom Daschle supporter along
our route, earlier this year, through South Dakota.
The Pavo News would like to share
things we have heard, or received from our readers that make you
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